Schoolgirls In Disgrace: “Teen-Stravaganza 10”

While I don't believe violent videogames make violent people, and have never let Black Sabbath influence my devil-worship one way or the other, we need to be realistic about 18-year-old women in schoolgirl uniforms: they're whores.

Isis Taylor and Ally Ann each sport a similar (if not the same, dry-cleaned) school uniform in "Teen-Stravaganza 10."

The smoky-voiced Taylor needs to interrupt a phone call to a friend ("his cock was this big," she gestures into the phone) to masturbate to the thought of Mr. Pete, whom she has seen in the shower, when the object of her erection walks in.

Later, the not-so-virginal Ally Ann calls in rough-hewn workman Alex Gonz for a glass of water and anal schoolgirl sex.

It is not that these ingenues can't pull off being schoolgirls, it's just that I think there is no adult alive in America who doesn't immediately associate a school uniform with either Angus Young or porn. School districts requiring the use of uniforms do so at the peril of students immediately getting into porn following successful completion of their GED.

I'm sorry that porn has so utterly co-opted a device to keep students' minds focused (and, in the L.A. area, dressed so they don't inadvertently offend gang members), but porn has won in this case.

Schools of America, we will try mighily not to make any woodshop apron and goggles porn.

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Buy "Teen Stravaganza 10" (tlavideo.com)
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Buy "Teen Stravaganza 10" (tlavideo.com)
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Buy "Teen Stravaganza 10" (tlavideo.com)
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Buy "Teen Stravaganza 10" (tlavideo.com)
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Buy "Teen Stravaganza 10" (tlavideo.com)