Let’s Study Dante’s Inferno Heart-Shaped Nipples

Don't you dare tell us that those nipples are fake. We want to believe in miracles, and seeing a beautiful, topless Gods Girl named Dante posing in a graffitied Williamsburg doorway is like reading "Chicken Soup for the Romantic Pervert's Soul."

So don't even start saying things like, "That's just makeup [Ed. Or maybe a tattoo?]" or "Nobody's nipples will ever look like that," because we're not listening. God gave these nipples areola hearts so that we could all know that boobs love us as much as we love them. We need that reciprocity! Nate "Igor" Smith knows that, and he wouldn't take a picture of a lie just to play with us.

Would he?

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