It's getting damn chilly in New York, and we bet the same is true of Poland right now, but when Hannah Martin whips out her tits, the sun comes out and a swimming pool magically appears and the sky erupts with a face-melting guitar solo for no sensible reason.
Yes, it's never the right season when you're a lad mag girl. Sure, it sounds nice to us, but can you imagine the stress of always having to put on sunscreen? And how would you feel if someone fell in love with you but only because you're the cure to their seasonal affective disorder? These are real life problems.
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