Vikki Blows Makes Us Choose Between Her Boobs And Horror Punk

When we saw Vikki Blows wearing a Misfits shirt, we were absolutely stoked. We love Vikki and we love The Misfits! Double win, right? Wrong. We can't admire her t-shirt and her tits at the same time. What do we do?

What would Glenn Danzig do? If Glenn Danzig were here, he would show up and hand Vikki a pair of Samhain panties. That would be amazing. Actually, in the perfect world, Vikki Blows would dress up as Danzig for Halloween, and then get naked, and then she would sing "Hollywood Babylon." Hey, we don't make fun of your masturbation fantasies!

· Front-TV (frontarmy.com)