Make It Rain

How do we know that we watch too much porn? When we imagine the water cycle, this is what we see: a giant cloud jerking city-length ropes of rain onto the earth below. Look, we learn through personification, and we're not very good at science.

Sometimes we think of the sky as T-Pain throwing Benjamins made of rain down on the club (and earth is the club), but we're much more steeped in porn culture, so this is the usual vision. And if you think this is bad, you don't want to hear how we conceptualize the condensation and evaporation stages of this cycle.

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