Ryan Keely Reviews: “Scarface: The Official XXX Parody”

This is a cute retelling of the classic Scarface story. The main differences between this one and the original? In the parody, the Cubans seeking asylum are sexual deviants, and Anthony Rosano's Tony Montana character is dealing in "cock juice" lube, not cocaine. Also, there's hardcore sex.

There are also lots of Hawaiian shirts, silly accents and bad wigs. But I get the feeling that Zero Tolerance isn't taking this parody too seriously and uses poor production value for comedic effect. This isn't a shitty Jeff Mullen/Will Ryder, "This Ain't XXX" parody where there's poor production quality, but an overbearing sense of seriousness about the project.

Unlike some parodies, "Scarface XXX" spends a lot of timea hitting the plot points of the original "Scarface"—and fortunately, the acting is a lot better than most porno features. Good enough that I could actually sit through it without hitting fast forward, unlike the other movie I reviewed this week.

Because lube is the drug driving this parody's plot, there's a lot of it used in the sex scenes—so prepare yourself for lots of greased up titties. (And speaking of titties, I'm in love with Emanuelle London's. She's featured in the first two sex scenes and her rack is fantastic. She radiates sexuality.)

Tabitha Stevens is very funny playing two characters and of course she fucks like a champ. I was slightly thrown by her dual role, but this is a silly porn movie and her scenes are really great. The male talent she works with has a huge cock and she clearly enjoys it. (Seriously, guys. He's hung like my forearm.)

Lexi Swallow plays the Michelle Pfeiffer role—but I have to say, my favorite scene is with Melanie Rios. She's so gorgeous and really does resemble Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio (Gina Montana) from the original Scarface. I only wish I didn't have to wait until the end of the movie to see her sex scene. She so hot, I'llfor sure be looking for more of her work

My only real beef with this movie is that sometimes the sex audio track is replaced with music and that's a huge porno pet peeve. I love to hear bodies slapping together and moans and groans. Luckily, there was only one scene where the audio was fully replaced, and as it was Anthony Rosano pounding out Emanuelle London in a shower, I'm going to assume they had some sound recording issue.

So, overall: a good parody from a great studio. Especially if you yourself are addicted to lube.

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