Don’t Get Cum On My Cummerbund

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We understand if you're reluctant to get lube or bodily fluids on the fancy rental tuxedo you're wearing for the party, but there's no need to hide your torso under a chair while some girl rides reverse anal cowgirl.

Furthermore, you can be dressed as fancily as you want, getting anal sex in the most ornate foyer in the universe, and hiding under a chair will undermine your coolness. Oh, the chair has gold on it? Nope, makes no difference. You're still being weird; everyone at this anal sex party is trying to think of a way to ask you to take the chair off your body.

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