Asa Akira “The Masseuse” Refuses To Give Unhappy Ending

Digital Playground's "Masseuse" was pretty good, but this might be the best premise for a massage parlor porn ever: Asa Akira is a masseuse who lives to give her clients happy endings, even though her boss has repeatedly told her not to. Also, her boss is Bobbi Starr.

"After all," Asa reasons, "if the guy pays for a full-body massage, it seems wrong to leave his favorite body part untouched." That's solid logic, Asa! We guess there are some people who don't want happy endings (maybe they're married or simply not in the mood), but they're downers and don't exist in the porn world.

The only people who do exist are men like Manuel Ferrara, a man so handsome and French that Asa gives him a happy beginning and climbs across her massage table to suck his enormous cock. She's so eager to fuck him that he doesn't even get to take his slacks off! Manuel has to pop his penis out through his fly to please Asa, and only finds a moment to undress by distracting her with tender foot smooches. It seems like Asa gets more of a stretch and rub down out of this than Manuel does; who's the real masseuse here? For real though, we want to see Asa's credentials.

Asa also has a thing for poisoning the minds of inexperienced coworkers! When Zoe Voss joins the team, Asa instructs her to give the clients everything they want. It's a vague instruction, but Zoe correctly interprets when she lets Evan Stone rim her through her panties. Zoe soon understands why Asa works the way she does, especially when Evan folds her up and slowly slips into her pussy, thrusting in a teensy extra bit when he hits the hilt.

Bobbi is, understandably, pissed about all the prostitution going on in her business. Then, one day, she has Kate Kastle naked on her table and something snaps; she has Kate spread her thighs, she takes a breath, and she dives into Kate's pussy tongue first. Bobbi knows it's wrong, but she can't help it! Meanwhile, Kate doesn't mind a bit, and has actually been working up the confidence to ask Bobbi on a date. Will Bobbi still try to fire Asa? More importantly, will Kate still want to go out with Bobbi after the skilled masseuse roughly plays with Kate's g-spot while holding her hands behind her head?

We're going to say yes. In the end, isn't that what Asa is going for? All she wants to do is bring us closer together, make us love one another, and she's doing it one oily, relaxing, brain-melting handjob at a time.

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