Brace Yourself For The Pink “Whorenado”

At first I misunderstood the name of the compilation disc "Whorenado" to rhyme with "Coronado," and I thought that mild-mannered Romanian temptress Angel Pink had somehow been cast in the first conquistador porn. Nope.

This was just a better choice than "Whoricane."

It was tempting to dismiss this scene as one of thousands of similar interludes involving a high-heeled woman walking poolside into the inevitable, but its very European otherness makes this (and several other scenes in the 2-disc set) worth watching.

For example, Pink's costars are coiffed like 80's Bruckheimer henchman and sport the names "Choky Ice" and "Bob Terminator," though both are extremely genial blonde fellows. Pink herself does not overact in a Porn Valley style, even as Messrs. Choky and Terminator doubly penetrate her. Her petite frame belies the ease with which she accommodates them.

Prior to this, the mashes both their cocks into her mouth, fashioning a makeshift dock for Choky and Terminator, one of whom is uncircumcised.

The scene ends as you'd expect, but it's so light, amiable, and devoid of the usual Chatsworth caterwauling, that you almost forget that your own testicles have utterly receded. You think, "If the only way I'm going to get a hostel blowjob when I'm backpacking this summer is to double up, well, at least the cheese tastes better here."

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