“Borgia” Brings Us The Boobs Of History’s Hottest Femme Fatale

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You might not agree with our declaration that Lucrezia Borgia is history's hottest femme fatale, but we can't think of anyone else more deserving of that title. She allegedly walked around with a hollow ring so she could randomly poison people. We dare you to tell us that's not oddly sexy.

Besides, look at the people who portray Lucrezia these days. Showtime had Holliday Grainger do the job for them, and as you can see here, Canal+ has Isolda Dychauk getting her nipples sucked in the name of Lucrezia. Neither of these woman are apparent badasses—they both look young, fresh faced, and innocent—but they know how to get what they want and take care of adversaries. Admit it, you want to date Lucrezia Borgia as much as we do.

(Note: we think Lucrezia's scene partner here might be Cesare Borgia, her brother. So, consider that.)

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