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You can't greet the day on tiptoe, Lake Bell, you've got to grab it by the balls! Carpe diem! Get back in bed and have sex with Kid Cudi! And then you should both get a big We-Just-Fucked brunch with eggs and hollandaise sauce and potatoes. More »
Mary-Kate and Ashely may have managed to ignore public demand for public nudity, but their younger sister Elizabeth seems happy to oblige the nation's prurient desires. More »
Back in September, the world was rocked by two leaked photos of an unclothed Scarlett Johansson. And in that time, we also stumbled across a third photo that appeared to be Ms. Johansson. More »
Case in point: watch as Gretchen Mol-pretending to be the goddess Diana-dances for her baby-daddy The Commodore. As soon as her dress hits the floor, he suffers a stroke. More »
So, when we did that post about softcore films on Netflix a couple of weeks ago, we meant to make it a regular thing. We sure did drop the ball on that one! More »
Welcome to the first International Fisting Day-a day for discussing the delightful sex act known as fisting (and, hopefully, practicing it in a safe and pleasurable manner). More »
People don't get called the "Ultimate Fuck Toy" on a whim; you have to earn that title through hard work and election by a group of pornographic cardinals. More »
Watching all that sexy interracial lesbian action in "Wrong Turn 4" got us thinking about how much we love straight-to-DVD movies. They never get the attention that big theater releases do, but today we're taking a moment to praise these under-loved films and all the unabashed softcore smut they provide us with. More »
You know May Andersen, the super hot supermodel from Denmark who's worked for Victoria's Secret and appeared in multiple Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues? More »
Anthony Bourdain can show you the best places to eat in Los Angeles, but Belladonna can show you the best pornstars to eat out in Los Angeles (after they drink and race go-karts). More »
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