“Wasted” On The Way 4: My Funny Angelina Valentine

Who knows why Angelina Valentine got so testy with the help on the set of "Wasted." Maybe it's because Porn Valley is a thousand degrees in July. She looks so good screaming, though, that we forgot to call an ambulance.

The world would be worse off if more people were this attractive; because I couldn't get away with this.

As we've been demonstrating this week, most Hollywood insurance companies would just shut down a production if people started trashing furniture and stalking Volvos. But not in Porn Valley. When the margins are so low that not releasing a movie is not an option, productions put up with a lot of aberrant behavior in an effort to recoup expenses.

But it is so much fun to watch the geometrically astounding Ms. Valentine sweat out her aggression that we almost forgot the puncture wounds.

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