El Wood (not to be confused with Elle Woods) is a beautiful, brunette pin up model whose covered in lovely tattoos (and just so happens to be featured in the current issue of Bizarre). She's also a fan of the movie "Secretary," which inspired her to check out the world of sexy spanking (she got into it, natch). In our minds, there's really only one thing that would make her more perfect...and that's if she'd actually show off her nipples. (Bizarre)