April O’Neil: Our Favorite Scenes On Demand!

October 28, 2011
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

Does April O'Neil really need an introduction? Fine: she has phenomenal boobs, she can be a MILF one moment and young'un the next, and she got her name from the hot human chick on "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

We're so smitten with her, it's ridiculous.

1. Lesbian Seductions: Older/Younger 26: April, like many pornstars, started out doing glamour shots, then solo films, and then lesbian porn. This tactic usually makes male viewers scoff and say, "Come on! Take a dick already!" but that's just immature. Here we have April and Felony Foreplay lavishing so much love and attention on each others boobs that you forget all about penetration. Also, this scene starts out with some "innocent" snuggling, which we love.

2. The SEX Files: A Dark XXX Parody 2: The only bad thing about April's kitchen counter scissor-fest with Bree Daniels is that it sort of feels tacked on to the movie. Sure, it's there to illustrate Mulder's obsession with porn, but couldn't that have been done in another way? But hey, we're not here to complain, this scene is horribly sexy, and something about face-sitting atop a marble island makes everything feel more dangerous.

3. Busty Housewives 4: Elegant Angel had the honor of filming April's first boy-girl sex scene, and Mick Blue definitely treats her right. He spends a long time, working her over with his tongue, even rimming her good and hard before he fucks her, and behind-the-scenes footage confirms that April felt completely taken care of by the Austrian hunk. Words can't describe the gravity of finally seeing a load of jizz cascade down April's huge boobs.

4. Big Beautiful Boobs: Did we mention that April had nice boobs? And there's no better way to appreciate them than with the fish-eye lens POV stylings of Mike Adriano! The scene starts with whipped cream and rimming, moves on to titty fucking (thank goodness), and—as other reviewers have noted—it ends with a strange but captivating intensity as Mike pounds April's pussy in missionary. Maybe it's the way the camera causes his cock to look bigger than her body, or maybe it's that they take a while to let each other in (emotionally), but something magical happens between these two and we're delighted that it was caught on film.

5. PRON: The TRON XXX Parody: How does Anthony Rosano hack a computer? Why, he has his virtual avatar fuck a representation of the computer's security system: April! He gets all the information he needs by biting her nipples, titty fucking her, and spraying his jizz across her face. We don't know much about computers, but if this is what hacking is really like, we now understand why all those hardcore Anonymous folk turn out to be teenage boys.