It’s A Poe Girl’s Ass Party In “The Spit And The Speculum”

"I'm going to suck the spit out of your asshole when he fucks you," declares Phoenix Marie to London Keyes in "The Spit And the Speculum," my choice for Clever Title of the Week. "I can't wait," says Keyes.

If you're going to make a movie as clinical and graphic as Mike Adriano did with "Spit & Speculum," you'd better get a cast that won't close a brown eye to the proceedings. Thus we have the ready-for-business Keyes and Marie, as well as Dana DeArmond, Kelly Divine, Lyla Storm, Diamond Kitty, and Juelz Ventura.

But we're going to keep this to Ms. Marie and Ms. Keyes, as they begin the scene by sucking lemons. It provides a natural and rustic contrast to the activities that follow.

I'll be honest: when I have occasion to meet Phoenix Marie and London Keyes in person, I must suppress the urge to grab their hips and fill them with devilry. That said, the gaping, measurement-of-gaping, inserting a speculum into the gaping, and sucking all manner of things out of said gape-inserted speculum was a little too much for me.

But some people dig it (including Phoenix Marie and London Keyes who, if they didn't actually dig it, at least seemed game...it wasn't like when Max Hardcore whips out a speculum ands you feel like everyone in a 3-mile radius is going to Hell), and more power to them.

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