Wet Spots

· Pornblography experiences its own Wet Spot and witnesses two fine young porn performers experiencing the wet perils of their chosen profession, and shares the video. The Hazards of Performing in Porn (@ Pornblography; thanks Carly!)

· We already love the taste of panties but now we have another yummy reason to examine a girl's undergarments for snacks: candy string underwear at Tasty Wear. (@ tastywear.com)

· We wish we could sexily suck watermelon seeds off our own faces like the girl in this strange Japanese cartoon, but we'll just have to settle for using our napkins instead. "Watermelon Love" (QuickTime video @ channel4.com, via Hardcore Gossip)

· We're so glad that Fox News decided to hire Julie Banderas (no relation yet to Antonio Banderas blow-up doll), because the fact that she can lick her own chest "with her unusally long tongue" makes Fox marginally more honest about the talents of its staff. Fox News Hires Flexible Reporter (@ Wonkette) V.B.