Helena Christensen’s Nipples Magically Shine Through Her Bra

On a normal person, that bra would adequately hide the wearer's nipples. However, Helena Christensen is one of the most luminous bodies we have on Earth, and her skin slices through that bra like hot nipples through butter. (Way better than hot knives through butter.)

We hear that Helena Christensen isn't allowed to go within ten miles of any observatory. Scientists claim that it's because of the light pollution she causes, but we know it's because they end up aiming those giant telescopes at her instead, and those things are too huge to be subtle. Save the voyeurism for space, folks.

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