Sticking That Light Gun Where The Sun Don’t Shine

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Doesn't Danny Mountain know not to play with guns? He's too old to be so foolish. That NES Zapper has brought doom to many ducks (and countless clay pigeons), and using it to tease Kimber Peters's clit seems like a violation of the Geneva Conventions.

At the very least, Danny's dedication to retro gaming could be dialed down a notch or two. Kimber enjoys his company, he clearly has skilled fingers, and we think it's time to put the controllers aside. If he has Pac-Mac Fever, there's a cream he can rub on. Everything's going to be fine, Danny.

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