What’s A Porch Good For? (Blowjobs, Duh)

Personal story time: I recently found out that my uncle is getting rid of the porch on my childhood home, saying he wants to do something better with the space. I counter, with the aid of this handy blowjob video, that there's nothing better than a porch.

Look at it! It gets all moss-covered, then you can stand outside in your bare feet, getting head in the great semi-outdoors. This obviously wasn't my actual argument with one of my family members. Plus, any sex-related argument would be counterproductive because he's replacing the porch with a giant hot tub.

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