Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, And Everything In Between

It's times like these that we realize how cripplingly small the lexicon for amateur porn is. Can you think of a phrase to describe a woman who is riding cowgirl and also doing the splits across her boyfriend's chest?

We're at a loss. "Forward splits cowgirl" feels clumsy on the tongue, and if something feels clumsy on the tongue, it can't be part of the Smutionary. What are we going to do? How are we supposed to express our awe and arousal at the site of this girl hitting all the angles with her display of trick riding. Actually, trick riding might work.

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