Morning Wood

· Our interns are nervous that we're passing out cigars around the office... Here at Fleshbot we want to congratulate uber-babe, brainy beauty and new mom Asia Carrera (and Catalina): It's a girl! (AsiaCarrera.com; thanks Charges!)

· Myla is two months old, but we still want to make sure our congratulatory lust goes out to the other MILF in our lives—Belladonna: It's a girl! (AVN)

· Tera Patrick is mad as hell, and not just about the tainted love we give her. Porn Star Tera Patrick Claims Ad Misrepresents (Celebrity Justice)

· Considering that China (the country) is where all the vibrators in the world are born, we think it's no surprise that young Chinese are having more sex. Assemble enough wind-up pecker keychains and something's got to wear off... Chinese Flirt With Pre-Marital Sex (CNN)

· Suddenly we don
t feel so bad about not flossing anymore, or avoiding the dentist. Ex-N.C. Dentist Charged in Semen Squirting Case (ABC News) V.B.