Junko’s Trunko Of Memories

Maybe it's cheap and insensitive to use someone's name as the butt of a joke, or maybe it's lazy to rely on found humor, but in our defense we have always wanted to know someone named Junko, and we ourselves were kidded mercilessly over our given name, Ce Ce Fleshbotelard Peniston. The star of "The Kimono Chronicles," we are told, is "a recently discovered, beautifully aged woman who relives her youth in adult videos and fulfills all her fantasies."

We don't know about you, but if we described any of the women we knew as "beautifully aged" we would get punched in the mouth.

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