The Double Penetration Diet Plan: “In Both Holes”

Weight loss pills can have damaging side effects and the Master Cleanse is straight-up icky. If you want to slim down and have fun doing it, we recommend getting a couple of cocks to play with. They're completely filling and almost zero calories!

After studying pornstars for years and years, the nutritionists over at New Sensations have come up with a safe and healthy way to lose weight, get fit, and come your brains out. Can "The Jane Fonda Workout" step to that? Nope. (But we wish she would try!)

Now, some people are a little timid when they start the Both Holes plan. Candy Alexa, for example, has mastered spitroasting, but she definitely hasn't mastered Kid Jamaica's massive dick, and the fact that she could only take a tenth of it in her mouth gave her some pause. She's relieved to find that it fits snugly yet securely in her ass, but her hesitation comes back with full force when Choky Ice approaches her pussy. However, with a little nipple pinching and a lot of spit, Candy relaxes, filling her holes to the brim with the hard, throbbing cocks of her lucky personal trainers. For the record, Candy's apprehension is identical to that of someone trying pilates for the first time; exercise hurts!

The best thing about stick with the "In Both Holes" regiment is that you can do it anywhere! When Bernice's sweet tooth starts acting up, she gets Bob Terminator and James Brossman to bang her silly—even if she's outdoors. They have no problem taking off their swimsuits, throwing down a pillow, and preparing Bernice's butt with a slow-thrusting, well-lubricated cock. Once she's warmed-up and had a few good stretches, she can take every inch of their members deep inside, and her candy craving disappears. After all, being full is being full.

We should note that this plan is marketed as a novelty item because the FDA won't approve anything as addictive as double penetration. Aletta Ocean is, without a doubt, a DP fiend, and she needs at least three pussy-impaling sessions a day. That adds up to over 1,000 dicks per year! But hey, she's the most high-functioning addict in the world, she keeps David Perry and Greg Centauro in business, and you can barely tell that she only lives to have cocks crammed in her holes while in reverse cowgirl. Then again, the crotchless panties and big gold choker that says "SEX" kind of betray her secret.

It ain't easy being DPed, but it's certainly worth the effort. When you're done, we recommend taking your two personal trainers out for a nice, fatty meal because to hell with weight loss. You got boned "In Both Holes," what do you need a diet for?

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