Flesh Flicks: Laid Up

Stop us if you've heard this one before. A man goes to a doctor and the doctor tells him, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you've been in a massive car accident, all the bones in your legs are broken, you received a traumatic blow to the head, and your girlfriend is going to use your current state of delirium to rob your of all your wealth. The good news is the you have a permanent erection and your hot, horny nurse will be here in a moment." Actually, now that we think about it, that isn't much of a joke at all. We just hope the man's insurance will cover all this.

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· hospital sex (Megarotic)

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