Baconlube: The Bacon-Flavored Product You Didn’t Know You Wanted

If you're of the opinion that everything goes better with bacon, then boy, have we got the product for you: from the people who brought you Bacon Salt and Baconnaise, there's a whole new way to, ahem, keep things sizzling...and it goes by the name baconlube.

Will introducing bacon into the bedroom make sex that much more steamy? We're trying to get our hands on a sample of this fine product, and we'll be sure to report back as soon as we're all baconlubed up (and, uh, once we remember where we put the maple syrup).

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