Q: How is San Diego Comic-Con like massive porn show Exxxotica?
A: It's not, at all. Which, we suppose, is why sending Hal Rudnick to Exxxotica to ask pornstars questions about orcs, Star Wars, and D&D is so delightfully funny. (That, and we now have the awesome mental image of Belladonna fucking an orc stuck in our heads. Someone make that happen for real, stat.)
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