Someone’s In The Kitchen With Dylan Ryan

And that someone is Nate "Igor" Smith, and he brought his camera! Now we can stop singing that obnoxious song about trains and horn blowing, and finally get down to figuring out what Dylan Ryan's butt is doing in DJ VH1's kitchen sink.

Is it stuck? We've know how luscious that booty is, and we would not be surprised if the sink didn't want to let go. Maybe the apartment is inhabited by poltergeist who have a taste for pornstars. Stranger things have happened, and everyone knows that Dylan Ryan is one of the most om-nom-able people in history! Hauntings aside, this has to be one of our favorite galleries by Igor. Well played, sir!

· Many more delicious pictures of Dylan getting eaten by the sink at Driven By Boredom (drivenbyboredom.com)