You know how when you love someone, you think about them all the time, and therefore you think they've been hanging out with you non-stop? That's how we feel about Kimberly Kane, and that's why we forgot to make a Friday Five for her until now.
Honestly, were we not been so smitten with this girl, we would've made this piece long ago. We don't even have to look at her filmography to remember our five favorite films of hers. Watch this. This is 100% off the dome freestyle pornstar love right here.
1. Vicarious: We recently previewed a gallery from this movie, and the stills alone were enough to make us drool. "Vicarious" is a non-stop vagina-on-vagina thrill ride as seen from Bobbi Starr's point of view, and she and Kimberly Kane get up to some advanced naughtiness in the girl's bathroom. We're talking about feet in stockings in pussies, stiletto heels digging into nipples, and the undeniably breathtaking site of Kimberly's hazel eyes peering through Bobbi's bush.
2. The Condemned: This movie contains a great blowjob only scene with Kimberly and Anthony Rosano, but the real gem is the Kimberly/Krissy Lynn/Mr. Pete scene that won the 2011 AVN Award for Best Three-Way Sex Scene (G/G/B)! Our beloved Ms. Kane takes charge, sometimes stealing the cock right out of Krissy's pussy, but that doesn't mean she's a greedy lover; she also helps Krissy take more of Pete's penis down her throat, coaxing her down his shaft with a combination of affection and force.
3. Naked and Famou$: Did you know that Kimberly Kane used to be engaged to Jack the Zipper? It's true, and in 2006, they co-directed this captivating assault on the eyes called "Naked and Famou$." The strange lighting, strobe effects, and jarring music tend to divide fans between the "Love It" and "Hate It" camps, but we adore it because Kimberly Kane is all over the scenes, getting banged in threesomes, taking a strap-on from Angel Baby, and sucking Mr. Marcus's cock. Sure, we wish she would've fucked Mr. Marcus, but we can't have everything. However, she gets up to some fantastic interracial action in...
4. Kimberly Kane's Been Blackmaled: In fact, she gets straight-up doubly penetrated by Jon Jon and Tee Reel in this movie! Our favorite scene is still the one in which Prince Yahshua enters Kimberly's dressing room, seduces her, and then fucks her crazy in the tiny bathroom. She says things like, "Oh, I'm in Dick Heaven right now," and "You are so awesome" but the best sounds are her orgasmic valkyrie wails. Honestly, this whole movie is golden.
5. The SEX Files: A Dark XXX Parody: What can we say about this movie that hasn't already been said by AVN, XBIZ, and XRCO? They each gave Kimberly Kane some form of Best Actress award because she brings everyone's masturbatory fantasy about Dana Scully to life. She starts out coy, but as Mulder (Anthony Rosano) goes down on her, her inhibitions fade away, leaving behind the badass FBI sex bomb who's been wanting to ride Mulder's cock for years. Cathartic simply isn't strong enough of a word to describe this.
· Photo via Glamour Girls Gone Bad (pps.glamourtryouts.com)
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Previously: More of Fleshbot's Friday Five