Morning Wood

· Shades of Reuben Sturman? Monday federal authorities arrested Edward Joseph Wedelstedt in Dallas on charges he sold obscene material and ran a criminal enterprise. The owner of Goalie Entertainment was indicted on 23 counts of obscenity, racketeering and tax charges. Porn Magnate Arrested in Dallas (WFAA; registration required. Update: Colo. Man, Others Charged With Obscenity; Washington Times)

· While our morning wood did not turn to stone when we saw these pics, some of you might take solace knowing that Sharon Stone does indeed still have breasts. Sharon Stone Topless (Sun, via Attu)

· Know any hot college girls who want to make ten grand? No, there aren't very many out there. Shane's World is holding a contest to cast an actual college girl in their next video, with a fat cash prize of 10K. That's right; make your parents proud and put yourself through college (at least a semester, anyway). Shane's World Talent Search (AVN)

· We don't have any particular desire to see the cast of Desperate Housewives take off their clothes (except to remove from sight the fugly pillow shams half of them typically wear for dresses). But Playboy sure did, and despite a $9.5 million offer, the Desperate Stepfordwives turned them down. We feel better already. Desperate Housewives Reject Playboy (Female First) V.B.