A look back at the week that was ...
· So ... that happened. We still can't believe we got through the entire week without some kind of "rock n' roll all nite" or a "party everyday" reference. Oops!
· Oh, and this happened too. At least we finally answered the biggest question about Lindsay Lohan: Yes, the freckles are real.
· Who says the GAYVN Awards are a disaster? Not us!
· Ok, so Marco Banderas doesn't have 300 chiseled Spartans behind him, but we think his army would put up quite a fight anyway.
· Elections? What elections?
· Addiction is a serious problem, but fortunately there are ways to combat it. Or surrender to it. Yes, that's what we meant.
· Remember, if you happen leave the house this weekend (although why would you?), you should go see the new Michel Gondry movie. Don't worry—we'll still have authentic low-level celebrity sex tapes for you when you get back.