New Studies Show “Sexy Girls Like It Big,” Science Community Says “Duh”

The real question here is if the opposite holds true. Do unsexy women like it small? Logically, you cannot deduce that from the "Sexy Girls Like It Big" theorum. We guess we could find out with an experiment, but this is porn, and unsexy women and small penises are nowhere to be found.

But look, even though we already know about the mutual love big dicks and hot babes have for each other, there's no reason we can't enjoy relearning about it! All successful experiments must be repeated by other labs, so consider the following gallery and article part of your contribution to the eroto-scientific community.

Victoria Tiffany and Erica Fontes are, objectively, sexy girls, so they should be attracted to Zenza Raggi even though Zenza has the dark features and goatee of a cartoon devil. Then again, maybe that's exactly what Victoria and Erica like about him! We shouldn't assume that these two girls are only treating his fat cock like a lollipop because they appreciate its size; maybe they like his rakish good looks. For all we know, Victoria's full pussy may only be the product of her olfactory senses—we've heard that Zenza smells awesome.

Or how about Marilyn? Again, there is a sexy girl and a big dick, but there are so many other variables! Marilyn is wearing some exquisitely delicious stockings that frame her creamy thighs with black lace, and that sight would lead any man to kneel at her feet. Also, there's a serious tattoo of Marilyn Manson's scary face on Marilyn's back. We're not here to criticize her taste in music or her craving for big dicks, but it's possible that Bob Terminator is one of the select few who don't mind banging Marilyn's tight pussy while the Antichrist Superstar stares at them.

Then there's Eva Angelina; yeah, we're pretty sure this relationship is all about the sexy girl to big dick ratio. Eva and Christian Devil probably get along just dandily, but there's something in Eva's face—especially when Christian teases her with the tip of his penis—that says, "What are you doing. Give me that cock back. I am in this for the cock in me." Why else do you think she has those glasses on? To look like a brainy MILF? Yes, there's that, but it's also so she can admire the veins and shape of Christian's member. Aesthetic dick appreciation strongly supports the idea that "Sexy Girls Like It Big."

We may never know if Sexy Girls truly Like It Big, but that's ok. Would you really want to see Eva Angelina take on a room full of itty bitty boners? We thought not. Sorry, science!

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