Our beloved DP has finally entered the orthogonal ring, and frankly, we're excited to see what they've come up with. These stills—although 2D—look way different than any we've seen before. Is that a good thing? Basically, we want to know how the genitals will look, because that's all we care about.
All right, maybe that's not the only thing we care about, but we consider genital visibility a good marker for 3D quality. If you recall Hustler's "This Ain't Avatar XXX," you'll remember that the imagery is so dark and blurry that you can't see any labia! And we love labia! Digital Playground says that "JailHouse Heat" boasts the same technology and techniques that were used in "Avatar," and we're not entirely sure which version they're talking about.
Anyway, we can't judge the 3D until we have a copy of the film. For now, we have hardcore pictures, and we get to wax erotic about the strange exam room scene with Jayden Jaymes and Dr. Manuel Ferrara. The infirmary is easily the sexiest room in the prison, especially when Manuel has to check Jayden for contraband. How did she smuggle fancy lingerie into the joint? Only Manuel knows, and he certainly won't be telling anyone after Jayden wraps her luscious thighs around his head. They try to keep their tryst quick and quiet—the doctor doesn't even pull his scrubs off, he just pokes his cock out the top—but a hard pounding against the table makes Jayden scream out with joy. Will they alert the whole prison and get in trouble?
Probably not. We should mention that "JailHouse Heat" is actually a movie about a movie. Some crazy director has a prison fetish, and he is trying to express his innermost desires by getting people to screw in the slammer. Far be it from us to question why Evan Stone feels the need to prevent Jenna Haze and Kenzie Marie from making out by positioning his cock between their lips, but that's what he does and we are confused. Still, we applaud his use of non-lethal force in squelching what could've been the biggest lesbian prison riot of the year.
Also featured in this penitentiary: a spooky dungeon where London Keys keeps Nick Manning and Tommy Gunn locked up! Despite the dark, sinister iron decorations, London seems to treat her captors well, and when they finally escape, their only revenge is to fuck her for twenty minutes. Don't worry though, they bone London quite sweetly and spitroast her on her wooden throne with great care. Nick even seems to exercise restraint when slamming his dong against the back of her throat! As far as revenges go, this is pretty nice.
Maybe, if we're lucky, the pornstars will suddenly adopt the behaviors of guards and jailbirds, and it'll be a spoof of the Stanford prison experiment! And if that's not what "JailHouse Heat 3D" turns out to be, then we call dibs on that Stanford idea.
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Jenna Haze, Kenzie Marie, and Evan Stone
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Jenna Haze, Kenzie Marie, and Evan Stone
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Jenna Haze, Kenzie Marie, and Evan Stone
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Jenna Haze, Kenzie Marie, and Evan Stone
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Jenna Haze, Kenzie Marie, and Evan Stone
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Madison Parker and Anthony Rosano
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Madison Parker and Anthony Rosano
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Madison Parker and Anthony Rosano
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Madison Parker and Anthony Rosano
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Madison Parker and Anthony Rosano
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Jayden Jaymes and Manuel Ferrara
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Jayden Jaymes and Manuel Ferrara
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Jayden Jaymes and Manuel Ferrara
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Jayden Jaymes and Manuel Ferrara
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Jayden Jaymes and Manuel Ferrara
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Kianna Dior and Marco Banderas
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Kianna Dior and Marco Banderas
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Kianna Dior and Marco Banderas
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Kianna Dior and Marco Banderas
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Kianna Dior and Marco Banderas
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London Keys, Nick Manning, and Tommy Gunn
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London Keys, Nick Manning, and Tommy Gunn
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London Keys, Nick Manning, and Tommy Gunn
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London Keys, Nick Manning, and Tommy Gunn
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