“Barely Legal 123”: Because It Sounds Like Learning To Count

Only wine, scotch, and porn series can be considered venerable at 12, so we check in with "Barely Legal" on the occasion of its 123rd episode, inexplicably set at a camp.

While many series reach their double digits with a marked deviation from the original mission statement, "Barely Legal" still mostly cleaves to the idea of younger women easily seduced (or easily seducing) more mature men.

This purity of vision goes a long way in helping us forgive the fact that many of these women are several years post-legal. Plus they're cute.

This particular installment of "Barely Legal" is particularly ridiculous, as all the women are at camp.

That is why we throw all doubt to the wind when:

·"Camp Counselor" Billy Glide (fully erect through his shorts) suggests wayward teen audition for a junior counselor role
· Camp Director (and "Barely Legal 123" director) Otto Bauer doesn't question why Sensi Pearl is even at camp before he mauls her
· Madelyn Monroe gets her dirty socks fucked off by a security guard Alex Gonz who busts her as she, in a diabetic frenzy, tries to sneak some food from the camp refrigerator (she never gets that food)
· Derrick Pierce teaches Portuguese camper Erica Fontes how to "swim" (this is my favorite scene for its ridiculousness: "In Portugal we swim naked")
· Cowgirls Vanessa Veracruz and Spencer Scott fuck while the horses wonder who they are

So, I applaud Bauer for basing a "Barely Legal" in a camp that hardly seems legal at all.

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