“No Holes Barred” And No Holes Demanded, Either

This all-out carnal cage match proves once and for all that yes, despite sassy criticism from pro-censorship pundits, you can fill up the empty spaces in your heart by engaging in triple penetration scenes, but you don't necessarily have to.

"No Holes Barred" might not be the most original name we've ever seen, but we don't care; we love the emotions behind it all the same. Every gal in this movie has the opportunity to fill both face and fanny with fat cocks, but there is no pressure to do so. Incidentally, New Sensations hired a bunch of girls who are all about the anus.

How shall we describe Cristal May's face? (That is, besides "stretched-out by cock.") She looks blissful, and she has every reason to be so. She's hanging out on a fancy couch, she has her hands, mouth, and ass filled with dick, the boys are playing with her curves and stretching her cheeks for the camera, and she's wearing a feather boa for chrissakes. This is the opposite of an existential crisis; Cristal May is doing exactly what she ought to be doing, and it's a shame that the scene has to end. Then again, all's well that ends with three salvos of facials!

Upon first viewing this gallery, we thought, "Damn, that Henessy girl makes the same face in almost every picture." The following perusal was most enlightening, and we then thought, "Wait, no, she just sucks a lot of dick and happens to make the same blowjob face in almost every picture." Henessy has to negotiate the cocks in her ass and pussy, and she doesn't have the time to be inventing new eyebrow expressions for our amusement. And how many blowjob faces do we expect a girl to have? We're being unreasonable. Henessy's blowjob face is the little black dress of blowjob faces: appropriate for all occasions.

Even though Bianca Lovely and Bianca Arden only handle one cock at a time, their scene is easily our favorite. Look at it! Two blonde girls with the same name, sunglasses, jewelry, thongs, and non-smearing lipgloss fuck and get fucked by a faceless man next to a pool. When people hear the word "porn," they think of scenes like this. Yet the Biancas are not content to coast by on the graces of the archetypal imagery, they give all of their energy to each other, making sure that asses are spanked and spread, and that all holes are well-licked, and every member of this threesome feels supported and encouraged. This is the kind of scene that reminds you why porn is so popular.

All this reminds us of a line from Terry Southern's "Candy," the novel about an eighteen year-old who seems to trip and fall on every cock she comes across:

"[Candy's father] had even dreamed once that she asked him if it were true that there was a small uncovered opening in the pupil of the eye, because if it were, she had said, she would have room there (during the finale) for a miniscule organ, like that of a praying mantis to enter her as well!"

To that end, there are certainly a few holes barred from use in this movie. Even though there's no nostril or ear banging, and the tear ducts are severely underrepresented, "No Holes Barred" reminds us of all the wonderful options present in each and every human body.

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