Sweatpants: Terrible For Fashion, Great For Impromptu Car Masturbation

November 28, 2011
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

Whenever we see someone wearing sweatpants in public, we scoff a little. In our minds, the only acceptable reason to show loungewear in the real world is when you plan on getting naked in a flash. We might be snobs, but this gorgeous vehicular masturbator agrees with us!

So from now on, every time we see a woman running around the city with her sweatpants and Uggs on, we'll just smile and assume that she's on the way to make some amateur porn. We feel happier and we become bigger perverts with every passing pair of pajama pants!

· Driver's seat (xtube.com)