“Mission ASSpossible” Will Make Your Pants Self-Destruct

Ethan Cunt is on a mission to take down a crime lord using his wits, his poker skills, and the standard IMF equipment (a big ol' dick). He doesn't have any backup on board the luxury cruise liner, and the crew desperately wants his cock! Will he survive the mission? ASSpossibly.

We can already tell by the pictures that this is something special. It's not every day you get to see Mick Blue don a cowboy hat, cigar, and gun all for the sake of an illegal poker tournament! And if that is the kind of thing you see everyday, we to hang out with you.

Kortney Kane spends a lot of time at the right hand of Mick; it's not that he has a favorite fuckbuddy (a term probably not used by crime lords), but he does seem to enjoy regular sessions of oral sex al fresco with Ms. Kane. There's nothing better than tasting Kortney's sweet pussy—barely kissed with salt from the sea breeze—with the sun shining full blast on the deck of your private cruise liner. Mick releases his load on Kortney's chest, the two lovers part, and another day of crime begins.

Now, we're not saying Kortney gets around, but her crotch makes a lot of appearances around this boat. One minute she's licking Mick's jizz off her boobs, the next minute she has Ivette Blanche's head resting between her legs, and then suddenly she's straddling Antonio Ross on the poker table! And she's not wearing any panties! We're beginning to think that Mick is some low-level thug while Kortney is the real queenpin running the shows. Either way, she leaves a lot of cleaning for the ship's crew.

Elsewhere and meanwhile, Sophia Santi is parading her gorgeous tattooed butt around the boat, occasionally stopping to screw thugs like Ian Scott. They meet up in the kitchen for a midday snack, and Sophia wastes no time freeing Ian's dick from his shiny slacks and wrapping her big, pillowy lips around it. We don't care how many ruthless criminals are on board this vessel; the ladies display more badassery than anyone else. Sophia gets banged from behind—rather hard, mind you—against what must be the coldest, sharpest corner of a steel countertop, and she loves every second of it.

You'll notice that we didn't comment on most of the pictures in the gallery; that's because we have no idea what's going on. We suppose that, besides the seven sex scenes in "Mission ASSpossible," you'll enjoy the sight of Tarra White grinding her ass all over the captain's quarters, the sounds of Brooklyn Lee masturbating near a piano, and poker game in which someone uses Melanie Memphis naked ass as collateral.

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