Porn For Straight Girls: The Triumphant Return Of Inari Vachs

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I wasn't porn-conscious enough in 2002 to remember Inari Vachs' first period in porn, but if her current reemergence is anything to go by, I'm glad she decided to jump back into the smut industry. In "Seasoned Players 15," Tom Byron gives her top billing, and sings her praises on screen.

I would have liked to see a little bit more of an explanation for why Inari decided to return to porn (and maybe why she left in the first place) but her pre-scene interview with Tom does enlighten us on the legend of Inari Vachs and her famously sloppy blowjobs. Tom's clearly thrilled that she's working again, and rhapsodizes about the many fans who have asked him to feature her and the many times he'd begged for her to come back to porn before she finally agreed. Inari herself seems truly enthusiastic to be back in business, saying that though she's not going for the anal sex thing this time around, she can't disappoint her fans by returning and not doing "everything."

The woman is truly gorgeous, and considering that by IAFD's count she's already done over 20 films since her 2011 redebut, the MILF status is obviously working for her. She dives in headfirst (pun really, really intended) by giving Tom one of said famous blowjobs, which I have to say was impressively sloppy and viscous. The two of them just seem so excited to be fucking each other again that I couldn't help but absorb the giddy energy from their scene.

Also featured in this film are Rayveness, Zoey Holloway (love her!), Alana Evans, and Shay Fox. But everyone else was just sort of anticlimactic (man, I am on with the puns today) after the excitement of Tom and Inari's scene. Not that their scenes were bad, at all, but I just wasn't as pumped to see anyone who wasn't Inari after all that buildup. Maybe next time I'll go back and watch without watching Inari first, but that's the hazard of putting your most exciting lady up front in your movie. I will totally get distracted and forget about everyone else.

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