Europorn Community: “What Recession? Here, We ‘Double Your Pleasure’ Now”

While American porn producers are struggling to make ends meat (yes, we meant to spell it that way) and have been forced to scale back your pleasure by an average of 30%, the European smut lords are boldly doubling the amount of pleasure they deliver to their performers and, by extension, you.

When you watch this, we want you to keep in mind that this isn't the norm for pornstars. Right now, there's a young starlet in Los Angeles who is trying to give herself a facial because she doesn't have any male co-performers. Aletta Ocean has two.

And Aletta also has a new haircut, so that happened. She gets to show it off by the pool with her two boytoys, David Perry and Choky Ice, and naturally she needs to show off her bangs by bobbing her head over their cocks. Then begins a double penetration scene so decadent that it destroys everything around it. Aletta's bikini: stretched around her boobs and no longer usable. Some random pillows: completely ruined when David puts them on the ground to be Aletta's anchor. The pool: (allegedly) filled with mojito-flavored lubricant, the filter is completely screwed.

Speaking of completely screwed, how about that Lindsay girl? She's the meat in a Bob Terminator-Choky Ice sandwich, and as much as we'd like to consume said sandwich, it's too expensive for us. Do you know how much it costs us to even look at Lindsay when both her holes are filled with cock? It's like Kobe beef-expensive. And when she throws her legs in the air to take them balls-deep, the price skyrockets. Today, we had the choice between foie gras and looking at Lindsay's beautiful, Ferragamo-covered feet; guess what we chose.

And don't even get us started on Sasha Rose; that girl was like, "Yeah, it's cool being spitroasted, but something is missing." Then all of a sudden a third guy shows up—for those of you keeping track, that's triple her pleasure—and they worship her like the airtight goddess that she is. Leslie Taylor kisses her foot, and that guy hates feet! When she pushes the dick out of her mouth to let out her surplus of orgasmic energy, she must know that she's being wasteful, right?

How are we Americans supposed to react to the carnal fireworks of "Double Your Pleasure"? Riots? Fapping? Both.

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