Everybody wants to have beautiful healthy skin, but no one knows how to get it. Skip all the exfoliating and moisturizing and that junk; all you really need to do is ogle Irina Shayk's perfect skin!
And then your body will be all like, "Oh! That's what you wanted?" and you'll become the bronze god or goddess that you've always wanted to be. It's just like that time you looked at Irina Shayk modeling that lingerie and suddenly your body produced a garter belt out of your skin.
· Via Daily Mail (dailymail.co.uk)