Miranda Doesn’t Kerr If You See Her Naked

We had always assumed that Miranda Kerr, like Artemis, would turn you into a deer if you ever saw her naked, and your own hunting dogs would devour you on the spot, but that's totally just a rumor.

As it turns out, she is 100% down to show you what her breasts look like, and what her ass looks like, and how they look when partially cast in shadow. Obviously she's not going to turn people into deer; she's a mom now.