Or, if you prefer your titles a little more alliterative and don't mind using defunct names, Britney Beth's Bouncing Boob Party. Personally, we couldn't care whether she's Bibi or BB; as long as she's celebrating the assets the good lord her surgeon gave her with three of her closest friends.
Frankly, if more parties were like this...well, we'd leave the house a whole lot more. (Though if we did that, who would keep the cat company?)
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