I’m Gettin’ Funbags For Christmas: “Big & Real”

We are categorically not saying that women with large breasts try harder; it's just that a feeling of supreme, erotic peace-like snow on Christmas Eve-descends on people when they don't need to try as hard. Because they have huge breasts.

David Perry samples several of the large-breasted European ladies in "Big & Real," and we can't help but think of this movie as a be-thonged update of when Allied soldiers rolled into European villages in WWII to find all them men dead from vendettas and the women being all breasty.

Or perhaps I'm misreading my history.

In any case, it is almost Away-in-a-Manger tranquil to hear the gentle flesh-on-flesh slapping of the large jugs of Kristal Swift, Dominno, Carmen Croft, Rita, and Zita, knowing that they have plenty to tide them over for a long winter's night.

Still, what's all this baby oil doing in our stocking?

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