When her fiancee gets cold feet before their wedding, Alektra Blue seeks the counsel of sassy, condom-only girlfriends in Wicked's "Breaking Up." And what do they suggest? Some fucking.
Alektra Blue's body is a miracle of science and we would bounce quarters off it if another substance weren't so readily available. Why Seth Gamble would want to put ice on their marriage is beyond us, because Ms. Blue has struck us from the beginning as Wife Material.
But where would Barrett Blade's movie be if they worked out their differences in one scene?
No, we must also see the parallel stories of Jennifer White, who is as cushiony as Blue is solid, and firecracker Kayla Paige and spitfire Victoria Rae Black getting through their own issues.
We are not fans of elaborate fictions suggesting impossible things like wanting to break up with Alektra Blue. We simply don't want to live in a world where such things can happen. Especially at Christmas. Luckily things work out in the end, but not after giving us an hour's worth of fretful masturbation.
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