Don’t Be So Shallow (With Your Ass Fingering)

Next year, we've decided that we're not going out with shallow people. Honestly, if you're not interested in getting one or two knuckles past the pucker, please don't bother us with requests on OKCupid.

But if you're anything like one of these two lovely amateur stars—if you like close-up porn videos, tender but forceful fingering, and you talk about asses in ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME—you should message us. You know, because we want to talk about deep things. Like philosophy. (Ass philosophy.)

· Deep Fingering my wife's TIGHT ASS (xtube.com)