We’re Pretty Sure This Isn’t How You Do The Tango

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Then again, we suppose it does bear some resemblance to the Argentinian/Uruguayan dancing style. For example, there are two people. Also, there is someone leading, someone responding, and always lots of reciprocation. If it weren't for the oral sex, this would pretty much be tango.

You see, this is why Andy San Dimas should go on "Dancing with the Stars." We know she's a good dancer (we saw it in this film), but if her routine starts going south, she can always whip out her partner's cock and wrap her mouth around it! Can you imagine the ratings?

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