Melissa Clarke’s Cooking Show Is All About Nipples And Cupcakes

Unfortunately, the cupcake craze is so 2009 that the Food Network decided to pass on Mellisa offer. But hey, we always love nipples and cupcakes!

And if Mellisa Clarke promises to have Nigella Lawson as a guest star on her show, then we'll give her enough money for her first season of primetime cooking. (Honestly, we love these lad mag girls, but we'd do anything to see Nigella in an apron like this.)

· Front-TV (frontarmy.com)