Sovereign Syre’s Big Wet (Milk, Honey, And Champagne Covered) Ass

Looking for the land of milk and honey (and champagne)? Well, look no further than Crush Object Sovereign Syre and Joshua Darling's latest video: I <3 ASS!!! It's like Sovereign's audition tape for Elegant Angel's "Big Wet Asses" series, except, you know, she doesn't care what Elegant Angel thinks.

They call it satire and a "Hipster Holiday PSA," but we don't see anything tongue-in-cheek so much as we see cheeks. (And boy do we ever see some cheeks.) Still, the message they have is important, and it comes across loud and clear: don't drink and drive, but do pour your drinks over Sovereign's bodacious rump as if you were basting a holiday ham as it dances to sick jams in the oven. (Also: do buy an industrial-size jug of honey.)

· See the video: I <3 ASS!!! (darlinghouse.net)