New For 2012: Black Lesbians

As overcome with ennui as we can be, we must face the incontrovertible evidence that, yes, there is occasionally something new under the Sun. Who would've thought 2012 would introduce us to the concept of black porn lesbians?

Here are the delightful Missy Stone and Rihanna Rimes (and, if you guessed that Ms. Rimes chose her name because it is whispered she possesses the porn version of characteristics found in both Rihanna and Leeann Rimes, you're right) in the shocking and groundbreaking "Black Lesbian Romance: True Lesbian Love."

Readers, I have been in the room when Missy Stone took the cock. Sadly for me, it was not mine, but in the interest of objective journalism, it was fortunate that I was several feet away so I could observe. I was shocked, therefore, to learn via this movie that she is now a true lesbian. What happened?

It turns out that Stone has grown weary of girlfriend Rimes's popularity as a model. "Today," Stone tells us in the confessional style we have grown to expect from lesbians, "she needs to stay in."

Pointing her ass at us for some reason, clunking across marble floors in high heels and a teddy, Stone tells us that she and Rimes "need to reconnect in a very sexual, sensual way."

It's lucky that both women wear lingerie around the house, because they immediately exchange it for bathing suits and do a lesbian ass-to-ass scene on an air mattress.

While I learned a great deal about lesbians from this video (I imagine the softball scene was cut out for narrative flow), I am sorry that both Rimes and Stone are lost to the world of men. Still, if you're going to go Black Lesbian, you couldn't ask for a better couple.

· West Coast Productions (westcoastproductions.com)
· Buy "Black Lesbian Romance" (tlavideo.com)

West Coast Productions (westcoastproductions.com)
Buy "Black Lesbian Romance" (tlavideo.com)
West Coast Productions (westcoastproductions.com)
Buy "Black Lesbian Romance" (tlavideo.com)
West Coast Productions (westcoastproductions.com)
Buy "Black Lesbian Romance" (tlavideo.com)
West Coast Productions (westcoastproductions.com)
Buy "Black Lesbian Romance" (tlavideo.com)
West Coast Productions (westcoastproductions.com)
Buy "Black Lesbian Romance" (tlavideo.com)
West Coast Productions (westcoastproductions.com)
Buy "Black Lesbian Romance" (tlavideo.com)