New For 2012: Sex With Europeans

There's a reason the whole place is called The Old Country, right? Who knew that Europeans copulated, what with the myriad distractions of overalls, Liechtenstein, and cologne? Well, 2012 looks like it will be The Year Europe Has Sex Again.

Dressed in lingerie and sporting a Euro-Princess Leia 'do, A woman named Lonela interrupts a man we'll call Horst in what appears to be a Prague kitchen, where he is doing the washing-up in sweatpants.

Perhaps he is angered by the role conflict, as he immediately forces the jiggly-breasted milkmaid to give him a blowjob.

Then the couple, in full view of various European cooking and cleaning products, have strenuous, acrobatic sex right there on the tiled kitchen floor, performing that most European of positions, the Piledriver, and fucking around clothes that apparently are too regulated by cultural mores to ever take off.

The fact that Horst comes on Lonela's face indicates that no offspring will result from their union, so this could be a one-off thing in Europe. But it's new and exciting, and should take Europeans' minds off currency devaluation.

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