Is This Miley Cyrus Topless At A Club? (Hell Naw)

On the left, you have what is being called "Miley Cyrus topless as she changes in the VIP section of some club in Spain." On the right, you have Miley Cyrus signing autographs at the "Never Say Never" premiere (for some reason). So either the topless photo is a fake or Miley makes that face too often.

Both sound plausible, right? Sadly, we've seen too much of Miley to be fooled by a shop like this—we've studied the outline of her boobs on many a braless day, and we can safely say that the real Miley's boobs are slightly more elevated than the ones seen above. On the bright side, now that we equate Miley Cyrus's fan-handling-face with a boob-handling-face, we will always assume that she's thinking about titties when signing autographs!